Teen Awkwardness Fans Gifts

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Toy Grab/Toy Stab.

Suffering from awkward bastard syndrome...please help.

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

'He's beginning to notice girls.'

'Tim, honey, I don't know how to say this...But...It's...It's your breath...It reeks of mint.'

'It's never an easy decision, but if you're looking for something economical, why don't you take a look at out value menu-er...Value model?'

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

So what if the school took a webcam picture of a kid at home? Emily? They're spying! It's totally over the line! What line?

'They couldn't exactly get me a date, but they offered me a job as a practice dummy.'

Please observe an awkward silence.

"Don't ask your parents about the birds and bees."

"Let's take an excruciatingly awkward two minutes for people to trickle in."

'Washing dishes, why?'

Girl refusing a boy's advances.

Family hotel with sign reading 'Teenagers welcome (half bored/full bored)'.

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!