Awkward Humor Fans Gifts

'It's never an easy decision, but if you're looking for something economical, why don't you take a look at out value menu-er...Value model?'

'Honestly, Barry, I'd love to go for a drink with you sometime...'

"At least they got rid of that dreadful smell."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Pastry Hat

Boomerang cow.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Monster Clown

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Franz Kafka

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

Chick Billiard Ball

Cow Pat Planning

NO ANCHOVIES!, 'It's getting harder and harder to keep up with politics these days.'

Penguin's Catch

"He wants to know if you can move your seat up."

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Surreal war artist.

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

New From Why? Books

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."