Awkward Humor Fans Pillows

'It's never an easy decision, but if you're looking for something economical, why don't you take a look at out value menu-er...Value model?'

'Honestly, Barry, I'd love to go for a drink with you sometime...'

"At least they got rid of that dreadful smell."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Pastry Hat

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Boomerang cow.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Clown

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Franz Kafka

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

Chick Billiard Ball

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

Cow Pat Planning

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

Surreal war artist.

Bizarre sights.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Penguin's Catch

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

New From Why? Books

NO ANCHOVIES!, 'It's getting harder and harder to keep up with politics these days.'