Teen Awkwardness Fans Mugs

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Toy Grab/Toy Stab.

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

Suffering from awkward bastard syndrome...please help.

'He's beginning to notice girls.'

'It's never an easy decision, but if you're looking for something economical, why don't you take a look at out value menu-er...Value model?'

'Tim, honey, I don't know how to say this...But...It's...It's your breath...It reeks of mint.'

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

'They couldn't exactly get me a date, but they offered me a job as a practice dummy.'

Please observe an awkward silence.

"Don't ask your parents about the birds and bees."

"Let's take an excruciatingly awkward two minutes for people to trickle in."

'Washing dishes, why?'

Girl refusing a boy's advances.

Family hotel with sign reading 'Teenagers welcome (half bored/full bored)'.

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

"Now that I've quit hating girls, I 've got pimples."