Technophobe's Guide Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with someone averse to technology? Our technophobe's guide offers amusing and charming products designed for those who prefer simplicity and traditional fun. Whether it's a quirky mug, a witty t-shirt, or a comfy pillow, these gifts celebrate a love for the analog world and bring a smile to anyone resisting digital dominance. Perfect for the nostalgic, the humorous, or the wonderfully resistant to tech hype.

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"I'm old! I thought it was the television!"

"I'm old! I thought it was the television!" mockup

"I'm old! I thought it was the television!"

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Grandma's caf

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"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?" mockup

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

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High speed cinder block

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"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down." mockup

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

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"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory." mockup

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

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"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars." mockup

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

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"Hey! Get back here!"

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"Tarzan no want computer."

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"Nurse, hitting the top and yelling 'work, you piece of crap!' doesn't even help with computers. It helps even less with patients."

"Nurse, hitting the top and yelling 'work, you piece of crap!' doesn't even help with computers. It helps even less with patients." mockup

"Nurse, hitting the top and yelling 'work, you piece of crap!' doesn't even help with computers. It helps even less with patients."

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Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple mockup

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

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Pensioners and Phones

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"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this." mockup

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

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'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!' mockup

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

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"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online." mockup

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

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Great Moments in Chess

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'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,' mockup

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

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"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?" mockup

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

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"OK Zoomer!"

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'...one kilobyte of idiot.'

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"Can you give me your Christmas list on a regular sheet of paper? I don't know how to open the word document you emailed me."

"Can you give me your Christmas list on a regular sheet of paper? I don't know how to open the word document you emailed me." mockup

"Can you give me your Christmas list on a regular sheet of paper? I don't know how to open the word document you emailed me."

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'Dad's not getting the hang of the new technology, is he?'

'Dad's not getting the hang of the new technology, is he?' mockup

'Dad's not getting the hang of the new technology, is he?'

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"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster." mockup

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

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'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.' mockup

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

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'The Comedy of Computer Errors.'

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'Looks good on paper. Let's scan it in and see how it looks on the screen.'

'Looks good on paper. Let's scan it in and see how it looks on the screen.' mockup

'Looks good on paper. Let's scan it in and see how it looks on the screen.'

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Grandpa Billy never did understand how you can listen to music using ear spuds.

Grandpa Billy never did understand how you can listen to music using ear spuds. mockup

Grandpa Billy never did understand how you can listen to music using ear spuds.

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"I think it's time my grandpa upgraded his keyboard."

"I think it's time my grandpa upgraded his keyboard." mockup

"I think it's time my grandpa upgraded his keyboard."

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"When your computer is locked up, lady, you should call your computer's customer service, not a locksmith!"

"When your computer is locked up, lady, you should call your computer's customer service, not a locksmith!" mockup

"When your computer is locked up, lady, you should call your computer's customer service, not a locksmith!"

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"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1" mockup

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

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'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.'

'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.' mockup

'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.'

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"Technology moving too fast."

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'I don't have e-mail or fax, not even a computer...if you haven't already guessed, I'm still living in the typewriter age.'

'I don't have e-mail or fax, not even a computer...if you haven't already guessed, I'm still living in the typewriter age.' mockup

'I don't have e-mail or fax, not even a computer...if you haven't already guessed, I'm still living in the typewriter age.'

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"This secret memo I'm typing needs to be encrypted. How do I turn off spell check?"

"This secret memo I'm typing needs to be encrypted. How do I turn off spell check?" mockup

"This secret memo I'm typing needs to be encrypted. How do I turn off spell check?"

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Technophobe's Guide Gifts Collection

Technophobe's Guide Mugs

Explore our full range of technophobe gifts on mugs and find the perfect humorous reminder of their love for simplicity.

Technophobe's Guide Pillows

Browse additional technophobe pillows that bring comfort, humor, and a nostalgic nod to the simple pleasures in life.

Technophobe's Guide Prints

Check out our technophobe-themed prints to add a humorous, charming touch to any wall and celebrate a tech-free lifestyle.

Technophobe's Guide T-Shirts

Discover more fun and witty technophobe-themed t-shirts that celebrate a love for offline living and classic humor.