Technophobia Enthusiast Gifts

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Grandma's caf

High speed cinder block

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Colonial Larrysburg.

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"Tarzan no want computer."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Pensioners and Phones

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

'...one kilobyte of idiot.'

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

"I'm meeting with Thor for drinks. He doesn't zoom.

"What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'Dad's not getting the hang of the new technology, is he?'

"Can you give me your Christmas list on a regular sheet of paper? I don't know how to open the word document you emailed me."

'The Comedy of Computer Errors.'

"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

'Looks good on paper. Let's scan it in and see how it looks on the screen.'

"I think it's time my grandpa upgraded his keyboard."

"You're a great plummer, but those skills won't help you with fixing you computer. So put the plunger away and call a professional."

"Technology moving too fast."

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"Stop! You're painting over all my passwords."

Grandpa Billy never did understand how you can listen to music using ear spuds.