Tarzan Gifts

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

What else is there to wish for?

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Sunbathers.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Scottish party

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Out of kilter.

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Scotsman in the bath...