Tartan Trendsetter Gifts

'Permission to be excused, sir. My kilt's at the cleaners.'

Scotsman in the bath...

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Highland Piper.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

The Scottish Lawn

Scot holding a heart.

'At least they did a good job on him.'

Scot country dancing,

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

'Tarzan'

Scottish Love

"I have nothing to hide."

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

Gorillas in the jungle.

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'