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'Permission to be excused, sir. My kilt's at the cleaners.'

Scotsman in the bath...

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

'What clan do you belong to?'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Highland Piper.

'At least they did a good job on him.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

The Scottish Lawn

Scot holding a heart.

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Monkey Business

Stable boys and Scottsman

Scot country dancing,

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

'Tarzan'

Scottish Love

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Gorillas in the jungle.

People Holidaying in the Highlands