Tarzan Buff Gifts

Tarzan calls his next witness.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Super pets.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Apocalypse Research Center

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"You're awfully tame this evening."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Halloween Selfie

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Monster Baseball

Hysterically laughing monster.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Monkey Business

"You never know what will catch on!"

Squeal like a pig!

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'