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Tarzan calls his next witness.

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'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

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"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

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"You're awfully tame this evening."

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"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Hysterically laughing monster.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

Squeal like a pig!

"You never know what will catch on!"

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'