Titanic Buff Pillows

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

The Penguin Disaster.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Early accounting scandals.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

"You never know what will catch on!"

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Planner at work.

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

'NASA, Asteroid Watch Dept'

Centurion in a Shower

Second Anglo-Afghan War- Parliament Recalled

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

maria!... Jezus has been playing with the bread again!

"Aaaaugh! There's a leek in the ship!"

A pack of icebergs out hunting

"Under our health care plan, you get low premiums, a low deductible and a free, yearly probe."

Dinosaur scared of a mouse.

Tarzan calls his next witness.

'I'm not fat, am I?'

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

' I thought I'd call my invention 'the Wheel' - What are you going to call yours?'

"Reason For Visit: 'world domination' - can you enlarge on that please?"

'Well, if you could make fire like those ape-like creatures, we would still be at the top of the food chain...'

"The gods are energizing their base."

Devil hitchhiker.

'To be frank, Mr Devil, this is an unfriendly takeover.'

"We're saved!"