Titanic Buff Gifts

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

The Penguin Disaster.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Early accounting scandals.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

"You never know what will catch on!"

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

Planner at work.

Celine Dion

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

'NASA, Asteroid Watch Dept'

Second Anglo-Afghan War- Parliament Recalled

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

Centurion in a Shower

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

maria!... Jezus has been playing with the bread again!

A pack of icebergs out hunting

"Aaaaugh! There's a leek in the ship!"

Tarzan calls his next witness.

Dinosaur scared of a mouse.

"Under our health care plan, you get low premiums, a low deductible and a free, yearly probe."

'I'm not fat, am I?'

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

' I thought I'd call my invention 'the Wheel' - What are you going to call yours?'

'Well, if you could make fire like those ape-like creatures, we would still be at the top of the food chain...'

"Reason For Visit: 'world domination' - can you enlarge on that please?"

"We're saved!"

Devil hitchhiker.