Alice In Wonderland Buff Gifts

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Get on with it!

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Trawling for Fish.

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

Cakeless.

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

The first birthday gift.

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

Beware of chesire dog.

'It won't be long now - I'm in my 18th month.'

"The white rabbit gets fired"

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

The Walrus and the Spoilsport

Cheshire cat meets cheshire mouse.

"Aaaaugh! There's a leek in the ship!"

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

'It's questionable whether your book, Life of a Nobody' will make a Nobody a Somebody!'

Swing in the winter.

Cheshire Cat

"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."

It's a Mad Hatter's world after all!

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song