Alice In Wonderland Gifts

"I got tossed outta there once, for talking with my mouth full!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Snow flake

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Do you come here often?'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

UFO and snowman

'It's a snow mobile.'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"I love this time of year."

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Angels making snow humans

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'