Alice In Wonderland Gifts

"I got tossed outta there once, for talking with my mouth full!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snow flake

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"I love this time of year."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

UFO and snowman

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'It's a snow mobile.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Do you come here often?'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Angels making snow humans

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'