Alice In Wonderland Lover Gifts

Reptiles of Cheshire.

Snow flake

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Bumble Bee

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Fairy godmother arrives

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Folk o' the Wee

"I love this time of year."

'Hey! No Tongues!'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."