Alice In Wonderland Lover Pillows

Reptiles of Cheshire.

Snow flake

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Bumble Bee

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Folk o' the Wee

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

Fairy godmother arrives

"I love this time of year."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"So who else is gonna be there?"

"Fashion over function!"