Alice In Wonderland Fans Gifts

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Would a British tea party make you take the election more seriously?'

'Forget Alice! Forget that whole Wonderland mishmash! You're living in the past.'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Hot Tub Frosty

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Rating the Sunset

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'Do you come here often?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

Snowman buying sun tan oil

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Cakeless.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."