Fairytale Buff Gifts

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

'I got a perm.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Knight Golfing

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Missing You.

The Family Joules: Part 22

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Antler Buzzers.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

The Final Selfie

Knights of the Square Table.

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Atomic Bear: Part 26

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Flying in Formation.

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"You never know what will catch on!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."