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Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.
Showbiz Awards
"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."
"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."
'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'
'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'
Adam and Eve on a Talk Show
Stephen Fry
The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!
"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."
Big screen TV falling through floor
"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."
'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'
"The end of my favorite series is near."
"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"
NOVA. Don't worry --- The "vacuum of space" is not that kind of vacuum.
'Has Oprah ever been married?'
'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'
'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'
"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."
Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...
'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'
"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."
Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous
Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.
Can't Touch This
'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'
My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!
"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."
'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'
"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."
'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'
Dr. Kapuchnik, I notice that you've been quoting Dr. Phil a lot lately. That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprises.
Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.
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