Talk Show Junkie Gifts

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

George Noory

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Night Life: L.A.

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."