Swim Team Supporter Gifts

'Did your kid enjoy his swimming lessons?'

'My feet are killing me.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Football Blockers.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Seahorse with small child rubber ring.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Football merchandising - 1953.

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."