Swim Team Supporter Mugs

'Did your kid enjoy his swimming lessons?'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Football Blockers.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Football merchandising - 1953.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Bomb's Away

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

Alex Ferguson

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."