Sweepstakes Enthusiast Gifts

"That's right! Publishing Clearing Warehouse and the Angel of Death are here to congratulate YOU, Harry M. Beemis, for winning our 'Good News/Bad News Sweepstakes!'"

Big Winner. Pay to... Are those giant sweepstakes checks a sign that banks are getting too big?

'I'm sorry Mr. Peterson, but we just can't accept your Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes letter as sufficient collateral.'

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

Bribes for Jabs

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

"It's lotto fever."

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

Post Game Day Betting.

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

Tug the Toggle

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.