Sweepstakes Gifts

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'Do you really think the possibility you may have won 10 million dollars in some sweepstakes is the best life insurance you should have?'

"What are the odds?! First he wins the lottery and then he gets eaten by an alligator!"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'Rhea of the Year.'

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

Freeways in the Supermarket

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

Artistic Street Sweeper

'Who wants to see second prize in the sales contest?'

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

No soliciting - unless you're one of those sweepstakes

'You are the unwisest man...goodbye.'

"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'There's nothing wrong with entering magazine sweepstakes - but have you folks considered any other retirement plans?'

'1000 pies to eat before you die.'

"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."

Angel Wins Publisher's Clearing House

'You're willing to gamble everything that Tortoise, wearing our shoes, will beat Hare?'

'The bad news is I got caught in the rain. The good news is that I won a Wet Tee-Shirt Contest.'