Sweepstakes Enthusiast T-Shirts

"That's right! Publishing Clearing Warehouse and the Angel of Death are here to congratulate YOU, Harry M. Beemis, for winning our 'Good News/Bad News Sweepstakes!'"

'I'm sorry Mr. Peterson, but we just can't accept your Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes letter as sufficient collateral.'

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

Post Game Day Betting.

"It's lotto fever."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

Tug the Toggle

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

'Isn't that your fund manager?'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'Retire now and we'll throw in this set of steak knives! But wait, that's not all...'

"Bob said his decisions were only 30% correct...so he's trying to increase his odds."

Don't jump! You haven't paid your five bucks for the office lottery pool yet!