Sweepstake Enthusiasts T-Shirts

It says "You may already be a winner --- But don't burn any bridges".

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Post Game Day Betting.

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'They're doing their tests now?

Using a social media app to date

Second to Nun

CEO Incentives

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

Stunning politeness.

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

IRS AUDIT DEPARTMENT, 'It's a bet -- if I don't take the next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'This should be interesting.'

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

Man staking out a mouse trap from under a table while the mouse raids the food above him.

Dad, for successful Formula One drivers, it's necessary to have enough space for commercial batches!

Basketball Nerds.

Susan Collin

That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen.

Maybe we should do a big check next time. Sweepstak … 5 five.

'You say you broke 100 in golf? I did it at the store.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. I

This is where the rich get richer and the poor get excited!

"What are the odds?! First he wins the lottery and then he gets eaten by an alligator!"

Grandparents' 3-Legged Race.

'I'm sorry Mr. Peterson, but we just can't accept your Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes letter as sufficient collateral.'

"If Lewis Hamilton can ditch his nose stud, you can clip your nose hair bling."

Big Winner. Pay to... Are those giant sweepstakes checks a sign that banks are getting too big?

"Quick, which way to the toilet?"

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."