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Post Game Day Betting.

"Not bad...Twenty bucks says my logs will roll down faster than your sewer pipes!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Destination casinos...

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Tonto Casino.

Wall Street Lights.

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'