Wager Enthusiast Pillows

Post Game Day Betting.

"Not bad...Twenty bucks says my logs will roll down faster than your sewer pipes!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Dog in casino.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Destination casinos...

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

Tonto Casino.

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'