Quirky Wager Lover Pillows

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

Football Crazy strip six

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Destination casinos...

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Post Game Day Betting.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

Spot the Ball connoisseur

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

A Good Bet.

Did you have to bring your chicken?

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

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