Quirky Wager Lover Pillows

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

Football Crazy strip six

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Destination casinos...

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Post Game Day Betting.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'What's wrong with you?'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

Spot the Ball connoisseur

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

A Good Bet.

Did you have to bring your chicken?

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"