Wily Wagerer Pillows

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Little league world series of poker.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Lost and Profound.

Post Game Day Betting.

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

On Holiday

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Bad times for retirees.

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'I'm going to refer you to a doctor. You seem to have developed immunity to winning stocks.'

Aggressive investing.

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'

"The Meaning of Life is to take advantage of opportunities."

"Yeah, I'm okay. Just picking up the pieces after a traumatic investment."

Bought Low, Sold Lower.

Boris Johnson and the Stock Market