Wily Wagerer Prints

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Little league world series of poker.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Lost and Profound.

Post Game Day Betting.

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

On Holiday

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Bad times for retirees.

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

'I'm going to refer you to a doctor. You seem to have developed immunity to winning stocks.'

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Ha! OK Eddie. You owe me 50 bucks!'

"How's tricks?"

Aggressive investing.

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'

"Yeah, I'm okay. Just picking up the pieces after a traumatic investment."

"The Meaning of Life is to take advantage of opportunities."

Boris Johnson and the Stock Market

Bought Low, Sold Lower.