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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. I

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Skateboard

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Runner going through hurdles.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'I win!'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"You're pathetic."

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

Corporate Image

Skateboard Olympics.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'On your mark, get set...'

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Let's do it.'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.

Linford Christie