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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. V - VIII

Nuns racing in 'Novice' Handicap

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Thanks again, kid!"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"Entanglement meets string theory."

Prehistoric Clocks.

Chiropractic concerns

'It's been taken care of.'

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

'I hate the water hazard on this hole.'

Dancing

'You can speed it up if you want.'

Steeplejack.

... then a rattlesnake popped up and spooked the horses. They started running uncontrollably! We were speeding toward the canyon rim and just about to plunge thousands of feet when I yanked on the reins and loudly yelled a command to the horses! We stopped with only inches to spare! There goes Ernie again -- telling his tale of "whoa!"

Well worth the agony

'I'm sure it's lovely, dear, I'm just not really a henge person.'

"So is this what they mean by 'High Adventure'."

Maybe we should do a big check next time. Sweepstak … 5 five.

"It's comforting to know that we have safety boots and hats."

"Ya, ya I know. But I only have 120 more steps to reach my daily goal."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. I

Irish Step Accounting

Shoelaces

"The other one tracks exercise."

Dance school and Fred-a-Stairs building.