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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Tallyho!"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Open House of Horrors

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'So... Who's chasing who?'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Walking the Plank.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"We've got a problem."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

Tunnel of Workaholics

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Award-Winning Photographer.