Steeplechasing Gifts

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Cimafunk

"Tallyho!"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Open House of Horrors

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"We've got a problem."

Walking the Plank.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Tunnel of Workaholics

Award-Winning Photographer.

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"