Steeplejack Gifts

"It's comforting to know that we have safety boots and hats."

Steeplejack.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Hipsters"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Today, son, you are a man."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

You're a workaholic, Jan.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Raining Leaves.

'Frankendumpty'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Lumberjack Christmases.

Loggerheads

Stranded Woodsman.