Flapjack Artist Gifts

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Working Holiday

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Handyman's Special'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Exhibition for Prisoners

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

Child making ice sculpture.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

The synchronized shower event.

Painting Music

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

Rainbow violin surfers

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

'Say, this is interesting.'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Shark Bomb

'You'd never guess he was the boss by the way he plays poker.'

"It's my new Taser app, Dave. What do you think?"

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

Goldfish

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.