Flapjack Artist Gifts

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Working Holiday

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Handyman's Special'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Exhibition for Prisoners

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

Child making ice sculpture.

The Hudson River School of Art.

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

Painting Music

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The synchronized shower event.

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

Rainbow violin surfers

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

'Say, this is interesting.'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

'You'd never guess he was the boss by the way he plays poker.'

Shark Bomb

Anders Iniesta

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

Diver disguised as a fish

Goldfish

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

"It's my new Taser app, Dave. What do you think?"