Placard Artist Gifts

"Once she went off to college, we turned her room into storage space for all our protest signs."

"Fancy taking your mind off politics?"

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

Free speech isn't cheap!

'Handyman's Special'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

The History Teacher

The Scottish Lawn

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'It's a silent protest.'

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

The Militant Unionist

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

A silenced protester

'You'd never guess he was the boss by the way he plays poker.'

I will stop making two people who have nothing in common fall in love.

Pete had found his home planet.

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

'My formula is incontrovertible proof that there is no such thing as a foolproof formula.'

'Every once in a while my right brain throws something in.'

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

'We have reason to believe Bingleman is an irrational number himself.'

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

"Very good!"

Union of Placard Writers.

"He was on a roll up to this point."

'It wasn't the humidity, but the heat all along.'

'But this is the simplified version for the general public.'