Placard Artist Gifts

"Once she went off to college, we turned her room into storage space for all our protest signs."

"Fancy taking your mind off politics?"

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'But I digress...'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

Free speech isn't cheap!

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

'Handyman's Special'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

The Scottish Lawn

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

The History Teacher

'It's a silent protest.'

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

The Militant Unionist

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

Pete had found his home planet.

I will stop making two people who have nothing in common fall in love.

'Every once in a while my right brain throws something in.'

'You'd never guess he was the boss by the way he plays poker.'

A silenced protester

'My formula is incontrovertible proof that there is no such thing as a foolproof formula.'

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

'We have reason to believe Bingleman is an irrational number himself.'

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

Union of Placard Writers.

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

"Very good!"

'It wasn't the humidity, but the heat all along.'

"He was on a roll up to this point."