Placard Philosopher Gifts

Acceptance, revolution, indecision

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

Free speech isn't cheap!

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

'It's a silent protest.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

The Militant Unionist

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

"Pawn to King Four."

A silenced protester

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

Union of Placard Writers.

The Bored Impressionist

"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

"Venal, narcissistic, power hungry politicians. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."

FacadeBook

Good fences are more comfortable for gossiping.

Struck Down by Lightning.

"To succeed in my class is easy. Keep quiet, pay attention, and let me concentrate on getting tenure."

"Fancy taking your mind off politics?"

"His grass really is greener!"

"Once she went off to college, we turned her room into storage space for all our protest signs."

The Mexico Fence