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Acceptance, revolution, indecision

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

Free speech isn't cheap!

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

'It's a silent protest.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

The Militant Unionist

'Is he taking the piss?'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

A silenced protester

"If only it was that simple."

"Pawn to King Four."

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

Union of Placard Writers.

The Bored Impressionist

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"Venal, narcissistic, power hungry politicians. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."

"His grass really is greener!"

"Fancy taking your mind off politics?"

Struck Down by Lightning.

Good fences are more comfortable for gossiping.

"To succeed in my class is easy. Keep quiet, pay attention, and let me concentrate on getting tenure."

The Mexico Fence

Al, do you ever feel like the rest of the world is passing you by? Yes, but I tell myself it's only pigeons and squirrels. That's why I like sitting in the park.