Placard Painter T-Shirts

"I'm protesting to protect protesting jobs."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Free speech isn't cheap!

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

The Scottish Lawn

'It's a silent protest.'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

"You have a Picasso?"

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Save the tree.

The Militant Unionist

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Paint fight art!

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

Action shot portrait.

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

Wallpapering 5

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

A silenced protester

Pete had found his home planet.

Paint charming.

Union of Placard Writers.

"It's the new smart portrait of the boss. If it appears his eyes are following you...they really are!"

Spring Painter

'It's a very interesting resume, but have you ever done anything other than bar napkins?'

"That's rubbish!"

It was his last piece.