Chalkboard Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the cleverness and insight of your favorite creative mind? Our collection for the chalkboard philosopher features witty quotes and thoughtful designs that inspire and entertain. Whether they’re a teacher, artist, or curious thinker, these items bring a touch of intellectual humor to their everyday routine. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase their love for ideas, reflection, and good-natured humor. Celebrate their creative spirit with a gift that makes them smile and think.

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Because she'd always had a crush on the handsome but stupid professor, sometimes at night she'd fix some of his more obvious computational errors.

Because she'd always had a crush on the handsome but stupid professor, sometimes at night she'd fix some of his more obvious computational errors. mockup

Because she'd always had a crush on the handsome but stupid professor, sometimes at night she'd fix some of his more obvious computational errors.

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"May I get an equation in edgewise." mockup

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

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"I've been meaning to talk to you about your attitude, Kleinzweck."

"I've been meaning to talk to you about your attitude, Kleinzweck." mockup

"I've been meaning to talk to you about your attitude, Kleinzweck."

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"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist." mockup

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

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"To succeed in my class is easy. Keep quiet, pay attention, and let me concentrate on getting tenure."

"To succeed in my class is easy. Keep quiet, pay attention, and let me concentrate on getting tenure." mockup

"To succeed in my class is easy. Keep quiet, pay attention, and let me concentrate on getting tenure."

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"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle." mockup

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

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Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100. mockup

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

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"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there." mockup

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

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'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!' mockup

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

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"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life." mockup

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

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Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered. mockup

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

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'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.' mockup

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

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Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.' mockup

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

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"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!" mockup

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

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"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus." mockup

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

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"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..." mockup

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

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Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point.... mockup

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

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The History Teacher

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'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.' mockup

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

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"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"Stop being creative and discover something already." mockup

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

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'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.' mockup

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

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I will not waste chalk kid...

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'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.' mockup

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

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"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome." mockup

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

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'I march to a different arithmetic.' mockup

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

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"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans." mockup

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

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'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?' mockup

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

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'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

'...And now a word from our sponsors...' mockup

'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

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"He's checking the math for political correctness."

"He's checking the math for political correctness." mockup

"He's checking the math for political correctness."

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"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive." mockup

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

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'...Or not.'

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"Pawn to King Four."

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The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

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'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?' mockup

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

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Medical School

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Chalkboard Philosopher Gifts Collection

Chalkboard Philosopher Mugs

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Chalkboard Philosopher Pillows

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Chalkboard Philosopher Prints

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Chalkboard Philosopher T-Shirts

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