Chalkboard Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a gift for the creative thinker or the witty philosopher? Our collection inspired by chalkboard sages features clever designs and humorous quotes that will inspire, entertain, and spark conversation. These products are ideal for those who appreciate a smart joke and a good dose of inspiration, whether they’re in the studio, classroom, or at home. Brighten their day with a gift that celebrates clever minds and creative spirits.

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Wait until your father . . . Oh!

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"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle." mockup

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

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Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100. mockup

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

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"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there." mockup

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

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'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!' mockup

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

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"May I get an equation in edgewise." mockup

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

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"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life." mockup

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

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Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered. mockup

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

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Information booth attendant solves equation

Information booth attendant solves equation mockup

Information booth attendant solves equation

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'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.' mockup

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

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Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.' mockup

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

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'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.' mockup

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

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"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!" mockup

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

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"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus." mockup

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

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"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..." mockup

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

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Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point.... mockup

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

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"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist." mockup

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

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The History Teacher

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Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent. mockup

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

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'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.' mockup

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

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'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.' mockup

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

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'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.' mockup

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

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"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"Stop being creative and discover something already." mockup

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

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I will not waste chalk kid...

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"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome." mockup

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

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"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

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'I march to a different arithmetic.' mockup

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

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"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans." mockup

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

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'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

'...And now a word from our sponsors...' mockup

'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

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"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!" mockup

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

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'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?' mockup

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

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Parent/Teacher conjugation

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"He's checking the math for political correctness."

"He's checking the math for political correctness." mockup

"He's checking the math for political correctness."

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Chalkboard Philosophers Gifts Collection

Chalkboard Philosophers Mugs

Explore our range of mugs decorated with chalkboard philosopher quotes—great for sparking conversations over coffee or tea.

Chalkboard Philosophers Pillows

Brighten up any space with pillows adorned with clever chalkboard-style quotes—great for adding humor and inspiration to a creative environment.

Chalkboard Philosophers Prints

Discover prints with chalkboard-inspired graphics and witty sayings—ideal for decorating a studio, classroom, or workspace with a touch of cleverness.

Chalkboard Philosophers T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts featuring witty chalkboard-inspired sayings—perfect for showcasing a smart sense of humor and creative style.