Chalkboard Philosophers Pillows

Wait until your father . . . Oh!

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Information booth attendant solves equation

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

The History Teacher

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

I will not waste chalk kid...

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

Parent/Teacher conjugation

"He's checking the math for political correctness."