Placard Collector Gifts

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Thank you bubbles

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Free speech isn't cheap!

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'It's a silent protest.'

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Home Business - Business Cards.

'Occassional cards'

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."