Flapjack Fanatic Gifts

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

"I'm a soul trader."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

Cheerleaders

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

'Do you smell something burning?'

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Charleston dance.

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

Flat pack sales assistant

"Happy Christmas!"

Swimmer

Cam Newton

Hi! Frank and Ernie, here, with the clock running down on another Superbowl! It's been a wild affair! I'll say! The seals and penguins kept starting the wave! And the zebras were throwing flags all over the place!...The Kangaroo kept jumping offsides and the octopus was called for holding. Eight times! And all on the same play! But no question the game's MVP is the electric eel...thirty-two carries and nobody touched him once! It was shocking!

Doug Kershaw

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

'Was the flash too bright?'

Sparrow of Prey

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

A flat-pack cow.