Flatpack Aficionado Gifts

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

Welcome to the Team

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Handyman's Special'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

DIY horror.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

'One carry-on!'

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"I can't find the instructions."

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

Flat pack sales assistant

"It's not a backpack."

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

A flat-pack cow.

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

'And this is your desk.'

"The Great Ikeamids"

"It's very good but we bought a wardrobe."