Steeplechase Enthusiast Prints

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. I

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Skateboard

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Runner going through hurdles.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'I win!'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Corporate Image

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"A man and his choo-choo."

Skateboard Olympics.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"You're pathetic."

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'On your mark, get set...'

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Let's do it.'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'