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"Best Prime Day of the whole pandemic!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"Brian's considering the optics."

"Wine is plant-based food."

'He's been shot!'

Beer Lunch

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

Happy hour.

Man at bar: 'Drinking to forget?' Other man: 'Don't remind me!'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

The vuvuzelas also came in handy after the tournament.

'I am such a loser!' 'You're overreacting. Lots of people have never won the lottery.'

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

"My wine! My bubbles!"

Nappy Hour 2-3.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'A table near the wine steward, please.'